1.) Sunday night me and eric were brushing our teeth at about 12am when we heard a knock on the door. Eric goes to the peephole and sees a black person with a doo-rag and a blonde girl with a lip ring (eric claims she looked like a relief society president through the peephole). So he opens the door and realizes that she is not. The blonde girl asks to use a cell phone. So she calls her mom and while she's talking to her mom eric talks to the african american- we are still unsure of the gender. this person's name turns out to be Candy and has a little girls voice. During this time i locked myself in the bathroom (im still jenny from the block). I come out later and the blonde girl is still talking to her mom. She seems real distressed but we arent really listening to her convo. Then she hangs up and they ask for a ride to a place called "Vantage Point" up by seven peaks. Erics a sweetie poo so he says yes. He felt bad that these kids were sooo far away from where they should, especially at 12am. So we get in the car and start heading to provo. Then his phone rings. Its some guy from this Vantage Point and asks eric for all this information, like whats your name, where you live etc etc. Eric, of course, is like why do you want to know all this stuff? and the guy was like "well weve been looking for this girl for a long time and we need to make sure she gets to Vantage Point" so the blonde has to stay on the line with this guy until she gets there. She then asks me," in your personal opinion, if you have 2 drunk driving tickets, and 1 something something ticket, and you ran away from VP would you think they would lessen your sentence if you turned yourself in?" me says, " uhhhh i wouldnt know. never had either of those tickets" Then the black person asks for my phone. This person calls a girl and says, "Hey im out, but this chick im with is a chicken so i have to go back" girl on phone, " NO!! NO! you come to my house right now. where are you?" (my volume is real loud so i can hear it all) black girl?," no we already passed your house" girl on phone," no get out right now and come here" black girl?" ok". So this person hangs up and says hey i need to be dropped off at my girlfriends house. Eric says no im taking you to VP, its late and im not a show-fur. So we get to VP and they sit outside while eric is on the phone with the guy that called. it takes a few minutes for them to open the door for them and finally we can leave.
See our lives aren't dull!
2.) After going to the bathroom today, I go to wash my hands. I reach for the sanitizer and pump it, and it squirted strait up and into my left eye. and boooooy did it hurt. it felt like ACID burning and i just was screaming and screaming and i try to wash it out and it still hurts! Eric comes in and reads the label and it says, "if comes in contact with eyes, flush out and then contact your doctor" So im thinking im going to go blind but eric talks to a nurse and she tells me to keep flushing it out and blinking for a while. I still have my 90/90 vision, no worries.
3.) Sunday night, before our near-death experience, we had my little sister Chelsey over with her current boyfriend, Matt. Before them coming over, my parents told me to check this out and see what he's like. Eric and I both had met him before for brief seconds and that was before they were dating so we were looking for anything. So I make bbq pork burgers, my aunt rhondas famous rolls, bbq beans, and funeral potatoes. Im awesome. It turned out to be a pretty fun night. We then played 2 games of skip bo, and i won the first, then chelsey won the second. Note that the Parham children are always winners. Its a common theme in our lives. So before they came over we were ready to hate him, buuuutttt we didnt! im not going to say more in case chelsey reads this. we dont want her to know.
We learned 3 things this night:
1- Chelsey may not have that bad of taste
2- I LOOOOOOOVe to cook and make dinners for people. i'm an entertainer??!
3- Eric is such a sore loser!!
4.) A couple weeks ago we went to a play called " the merry wives of windsor" It was at the castle in provo that eric proposed to me so it was fun to go back and reminisce.
5.) We went to the temple last weekend- it was the first time since we got married. WE love love love going!
6.) Eric and I like to play tricks on people. It is often the case where I drive the car somewhere and Eric takes his scooter, it just ends up happening that way. So when we drive together this way we play tricksies. So i'll be stopped at a stop light and eric will go around me and and cut me off then sit there. Everyone around us sees this. So i honk my horn and fake give him the birdie, and scream at him, "what do you think youre doing you freaking idiot?!?" and stuff like that. OOOOOHH man is it so funny to see the peoples faces around us! they think we are for real and that i might run him over.
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